1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
4. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
5. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night".
6. The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of a "former boyfriend".
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